“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer,
they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.  Then I say to myself,
"It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.”
Jack Handy
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